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1 HN user recommended this in 2016, in one comment.
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1 HN user recommended this in 2016, in one comment.
Each tall tick is one HN user's first recommendation. A short tick is the same user again. Click a tick to jump to the comment.
My get rich quick scheme is to run a site called penis-length-registry.com, where insecure people who want everyone to know how well hung they are can publicly register their penis length, and I'd charge them by the inch (using a freemium model: the first inch is free, with additional inches progressively priced, and special "grow it now" bonus packages, plus there's a monthly subscription fee to keep it from shrinking). Also their friends and admirers could buy them "gift inches", and users could play with themselves or compete with each other using a Flash based MMORPPG online pissing contest! All that's required to verify is a valid credit card number, and they can buy their way onto the top-10 leader board. Then I could sell ads for Hummer H2's, Steve Martin's All Natural Penis Beauty Cream [1], fashionable Italian designer brand Ausilium Orchidometers [2], and other high priced vanity products like that. All I'd really need was one rich tiny-handed narcissistic whale like Donald Trump, and I could retire!
[1] http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/steve-martins-p...
[2] https://www.amazon.com/Ausilium-27337-Orchidometer/dp/B00F37...